SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
you cant spell lonely without “anime character as facebook profile picture”
when will videogames figure out that a good majority of gamers would unironically buy more games if the protag was a gun wielding grandma
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4 Easy Things You Can Do to Brighten Your Day
- Walk outside if it’s sunny
- Turn on a lamp
- Use a flashlight
- Light a match
I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK
not funny tho….
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