Vidi Vici Veni

shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

orima-kazooie:

ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”

“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

nicevagina:

let me just slip in to something more comfortable

like your vagina

thelordofthebuttz:

sometimes i’m like ehhh boys but most of the time i’m like eyyyyyyyy boys

expertcosmotips:

surprise him at work while wearing nothing but socks and sandals 

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

keasttheleast:

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

punacceptable:

my life plan

• plan a: win the lottery
• plan b: there is no plan b
• plan c: refer to plan a

goatblood:

kinda weird how the bible has angels and crosses and stuff like that… might be ripping off Evangelion….

hamburgay:

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