January 2012
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complimenting white people
me: i like your shoes
white person: thanks
complimenting black people
me: i like your shoes
black person: thanks gurl dese bitches Jordans reinforced 1992 swagging, bitches this cost me fucking nigga like 250 balling out hood gangsta swag nigga fuck yea
complimenting latinos
me: i like your shoes
latinos: aye mawmi gracias niña realmente aprecio puta de mierda asqueroso culo azada
complimenting asians
me: i like your shoes
asian: ching chong ling long kim jong ll ling long child labor ling ching tong
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December 2011
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Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
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nancygracesnipslip:
IT IS HARDLY EMPTY.
omgg, love this guy
chrisgorham asked: Hahaha nice cat ears. :) And I'm not judging you. xp It's rare to find someone who will openly and willingly say shit like that and have them actually mean it. :) So good job to that. :D Annnnnd my question 50 will be, what was your longest relationship?
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Anonymous asked: what's your cup size?
chrisgorham asked: 1 4 19 30 31 50 :)
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Do this please? :o
1. Picture of yourself? 2. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? 3. Have you ever been dumped? 4. What do you most like about making out? 5. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? 6. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? 7. What part of a person’s body do...
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Rules of tumblr
toocooltobehipster:
Don’t have this theme:
omgg, I hate that theme
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mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
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